So...it has been an impressively long time since I had anything to say here, and that is not likely super likely to change soon. I am still working as a Database Administrator (though my role may be changing soonishly), and as such still running into interesting problems and finding ways to work around them, I just never think to post them here. I will see if I can't keep that in mind, but I have every confidence that the internet will keep on truckin' just fine without my input.
In any event, I'll bug you later.